CoC Song

(Sung to the tune of "Spiderman")

COC - COC
Scares the shit out of you and me
Makes us look - under beds
Fills our hearts with cosmic dread
Oh whyYYYYYYYY - do we play COC?

SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!

Read a book - hang your head
Go in the cellar - now you're dead
Cthulhu Calls - destroy the phone
You and your friends are all alone
'cause YouUUUUUUU - cause you played COC

AGGGH! AGGGH! AGGGH!

In a sEEEEEEcret room - at the top of the slide
There's a bIIIIIIg black book - and your name is insIIIIIIDE

COC - COC
D&D is not for me
I like horror - love it mean
Come in my pants for Delta Green
Cause IIIIIII've
Been told that I'm a sick fuck
But I guess that's just my luck
Cause I love COCCCCCCCC!

Credits

Written by J. Edward “Ialdaloboth” Tremlett.

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